Saturday, December 12, 2009

Top Ten Diseases of 2009

As advertised on television

10. Swine Flu i survived this, then killed a pig
9. Restless Leg Syndrome i bet you have this
8. Dementia all those effected are in fact demented
7. Crohn's Disease effects mouth and anus and pants
6. Erectile Dysfunction no comment
5. Fibromyalgia fatigue or sleep disturbance? well, you got this
4. Alzheimer's Disease this is what you have to look forward to: slow. forgetful. death.
3. Adult Acne Jessica Simpson has this, you too?
2. Herpes you're fucked and can only fuck through rubber
1. Frequent Urination stop drinking so much

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